the cheese stands alone

That Thousand Words You Asked For

Both Steve and Greg understood my post about GM1's gallantry in the face of alleged spideration to mean I was secretly shaving a little more than met the eye.

Steve commented "Admit it. It was really debris from a bikini wax, and he mistook it for a groundhog."
While Greg said "Bangs. SSSSurrrre. I bet your ears and upper lip are all nice and smooth now, huh? Erm I mean, "Arrr, matey!"

I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I must disabuse you of your mistaken notion of my natural hirsuteness. I am quite taken aback by your harsh rush to judge my physicality and feel no need to continue to discuss this, other than to sadly point out the error of your ways.

And now, I must be going....