September 18, 2003

A Case Of Mistaken Identity

GM1 just beat the hell out of what he claims is the biggest spider he's ever seen in the bathroom sink. He's very Big Brave Hunter proud of himself.

I don't have the heart to tell him I trimmed my bangs this morning and just didn't tidy up.

Posted by LeeAnn at September 18, 2003 04:44 PM
Comments

LMAO

Posted by: Paul Jané at September 18, 2003 05:12 PM

LeeAnn,

As an owner of long, thick bangs, I relate. And, as such, a very loud seal-like sound emitted from my face when I read this.

Posted by: Anna at September 18, 2003 05:13 PM

LMAO

Posted by: Ted at September 18, 2003 05:25 PM

[sound of me falling off chair onto tile floor]

Posted by: pam at September 18, 2003 06:30 PM

Wow, I didn't know big spiders ate hair clippings. Are you sure he wasn't just there for a drink?

Posted by: Tiger at September 18, 2003 08:17 PM

Admit it. It was really debris from a bikini wax, and he mistook it for a groundhog.

Posted by: Steve H. at September 18, 2003 10:04 PM

Bangs. SSSSurrrre. I bet your ears and upper lip are all nice and smooth now, huh?
Erm I mean, "Arrr, matey!"

Posted by: Greg at September 18, 2003 11:52 PM

Bastards. Can't let a woman trim her hair in peace.

Heh. Wait until Greg sees what awaits him in OUR bathroom now!

Posted by: Da Goddess at September 19, 2003 05:51 AM