There's just way too much depressing stuff going on in the world. Barbarian scum trying to blow up London, hurricanes trying to blow up Florida, and now Zsa Zsa's brain has tried to blow up Zsa Zsa.
Luckily, Tom Cruise was there to give her a pep talk....
Tom: Zsa Zsa Zsa Zsa Zsa Zsa, you don't even know what an aneurysm is. You don't know the history of smelling the toast like I do.
ZZ: Gluck.
Tom: If you start talking about brain imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Zsa, okay?
ZZ: Glorg.
Tom: That's what I've done.
ZZ: *nods off*
Tom:This whole "stroke" thing.... What you do is you use vitamins.
ZZ: Zzzzzzzz....
Tom: When you talk about completely blocked arteries in people, there is no science behind that.
ZZ: *snort...zzzzz....*
Tom: Where's the couch? Don't you have a couch for me to jump on in here? Damn. What about a candystriper, can I get one of those?
Tom Cruise is a twit.....present tense of twat.
Posted by: Tonya at July 8, 2005 02:03 PMNote to self: do not drink Code Red while reading the Cheesemistress! Darn, now the cats are angry at me because they have to lick Mt.Dew off their fur. No, not that way! You are so naughty.
Tom Cruise just needs to die, dammit! You do realize if he and Katie produce a child it will be the anti-christ, right? But thank God for his reading of every single bit of Psychiatry research, so that when lil Miss realizes what a mistake she made, he can cure her with vitamins and exercise. Praise Jesus.
Posted by: CK at July 8, 2005 02:21 PMGawd, this is FUNNY!!!
This is the kind of humor that results from a cheese-blocked colon, I guess...heh heh
Posted by: Mark at July 8, 2005 02:34 PM