Due to current geographic and transportational circumstances, I am a stay-at-home housewife.
Due to cheese addiction, I sometimes overindulge on the tasty bit of fermented curd.
Due to digestive processes, I am often more full of hot air than a defense attorney with a celebrity client.
The GM1 says he's calling OSHA on me.
Hey, if he'd just wear the mask like the specs say to.....
Sugarless gum is worse (sorbitol induced). My son's emissions are worthy of a villain on Captain Planet when he gets to chew as much as he wants.
Posted by: Edith at July 8, 2005 08:33 AMThat was just way more than I needed to know. Whew! I have to run now, see ya! :)
Posted by: Larry Morin at July 8, 2005 05:23 PMI won't tell you about the nurse who ate a pound of sorbitol gummy bears before coming to work.
Posted by: Azygos at July 10, 2005 02:30 PMI hear that BEANO works well too. Not that I know this from personal experience :-)
Posted by: Bonnie at July 10, 2005 04:00 PMif you drink diet coke, give it up. you'll deflate immediately! aspartame really makes ya toot ;)
signed,
one who found out. :x