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Jeff

As promised, albeit a many days late and several dollars short, The Interviews will now continue. The rules are:
1. Leave me a comment saying “interview me”. The first five commenters will be the participants.
2. I will respond by […] (Cheese note: I think .... means whenever I stop watching my plants die and get around to it. I'm just sayin'.)
The third to comment was Jeff of Side Salad fame.

1. In your illustrious career as a bigtime newspaperman, what is the most newsworthy story you've personally written. Did it involve a potato shaped like a moose?
2. The world ends. Civilization as we know it ceases to be... except for Walt Disney World. Who do you do first, Snow White or Cinderella? Please show your work.
3. Which celebrity eulogy would you love to give? Give us a sample....
4. We've all seen the sombrero series, and we all dig the sombero series. But honestly, is it the size of the hat, or the size of the man in the hat what truly makes it a sombrero-worthy moment? And in a more prurient note, have you ever worn the sombrero on the (ahem) southern head? Did it stay on? Without JLo double-sided tape? Are you available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs? Please?
5. Imagine: in a sudden flamboyant fireworks episode, your mustache and suave goatee are singed completely off. Do you brazen out the growing process with tales of gallantry and derring-do, or do you color it in with a magic marker? What color?