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The Dirtier the Better

Your Virgo Drinking Style

Hey brainiac, you are compelled to impose order onto your bender. Your famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure... But it could also lead to drinking booze neatly (like sucking down organic wine or having extreme brand loyalty). You rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when you do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

Your Signature Cocktails

Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you can be found drinking anything from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. You also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. However, you rarely change your signature drink once you've found it.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Keanu Reeves, Nicole Richie, Bill Murray, Jada Pinkett Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ricki Lake.

Things Gotten Wrong: "...prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks ..." Bollocks. I want a Dirty Martini, or something foofoo with little paper parasols, the more complex and colorful the better.
Things Gotten Right: "...though you can be found drinking anything from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin..."
True, I will go straight to the bottle if circumstances warrant, and I've dirtied up a virgin or two in my time.
Things Gotten Wrong: "Your famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure..."
I'd slap this quiz silly but I'd have to put down a drink to do that. Less? Puh-leeeze.
Things Gotten Right: "You rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when you do!" Luckily, there is no documentable proof, merely anecdotal tattletales.
Things Gotten Wrong: "Celebrity Drinking Buddies- Cameron Diaz, Keanu Reeves, Adam Sandler..." Nope. They all seem a little too close to going over the edge into Tom Cruiseian Ego-The-Size-Of-The-Sun-And-Just-As-Full-Of-Hot-Gas-centrific Lunatic Assholery.
Things Gotten Right: "Celebrity Drinking Buddies- Hugh Grant...." Can we stop and pick up Angelina Jolie on the way?
(swigged away from Xinher)