As promised, albeit a few days late and several dollars short, The Interviews will now commence. The rules are:
1. Leave me a comment saying “interview me”. The first five commenters will be the participants.
2. I will respond by […] (Cheese note: I think .... means whenever I stop watching my plants die and get around to it. I'm just sayin'.)
The first to comment was Sarah the penguin of Because We Have Thumbs. Thusly, Sarah is the first fish in my questioning barrel.
1. So, you've gone for your Grossology Degree. What do you plan for your master's thesis? Can we watch? Will there be popcorn?
2. When Randy Newman says he don't want no short people round here, do you think he meant me or am I taking things way too personally again? Do you like short people? Why the hell not? Do I have to stop this car, missy?
3. If you could remodel any celebrity's home, who would it be and how would you customize the abode to reflect their star persona?
4. You've gone to the hair stylist and he accidentally shaves your head and dyes it bright blue. Automatic weapon or fire ax?
5. Exactly how much is too much? What will you do with the leftovers?
Even if our Sarah decides to decline my suave attempts to get all up in her psyche, please do go visit her if you haven't. She is way more than black and white.
Posted by LeeAnn at June 11, 2005 07:40 AMI'm here! Are those same questions for all of us? If number 4 happened to me, I'd join those blue guys making all that $ in commercials and stuff. And question number 2, well, I'm short, too. So if I'm short and blue, that might be special, no?
Posted by: Shamrock at June 11, 2005 09:01 PMOK, so...
first of all, I'm all-a-twitter because I'm first on the list...(also, there is a cat trying to suck on my neck at the moment...you know how that can be)
More to the point, I am angry at a video game and have consumed more than my usual amount of beer (yummie, yummie beer!)...so I don't think I can respond to my interview questions at this moment.
However, I shall have the answers sometime before my next episode of heatstroke/sun poisoning which is due sometime Tuesday afternoon.
P.S. Hats off to the Cheesemistress! The only woman who can make a comment that includes the GM1 and the BM (as well as #1) with such style and grace.
Posted by: Sarah the penguin at June 11, 2005 09:35 PMShamrock- good answers. Actually the questions were for Sarah, but anyone who wants to can play. :)
Your own tailor-made questions are coming soon, never fear.
I am doing that Fiendish Mad Genius Hand Washing Motion here, btw, as I giggle in a Fiendish Mad Genius With Clean Hands kinda way.