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My Televisionistic Moment of Zen

Heard today on "Cops":
Police officer: "Sir, this is NOT your cat. You have to stop harassing those people."
Complete Idiot:"Is too my cat."
Police Officer: "How do you know it's your cat?"
Complete Idiot: "He meowed at me through the window."
Police Officer: "Uh huh."
Complete Idiot: "That's my cat! Here's his picture."
Police Officer: "Sir, the cat in this picture doesn't look like that cat. Its face is darker."
Complete Idiot: "Oh yeah? Well, how long have they had that cat? Coulda changed."
Police Officer: "Uh huh.... Sir, didn't you say your cat is a male?"
Complete Idiot: "Those folks what I got him from said he was a neuter."
Police Officer: "But before that... he was male?"
Complete Idiot: "He was a man cat, yes. "
Police Officer: "Sir, that other cat is a female. "
*silence*
Complete Idiot: "How long did they say they had that cat?"
Police Officer: "Not long enough to get it a sex change."
Complete Idiot: "But that's my cat!"
Police Officer: "Sir, it's not your cat. Go back to your trailer and leave folks alone."

I think he could have completely skipped the words "to your trailer" and we would have filled it in.