the cheese stands alone

Dream Come True

I was recently dinged by someone doing mini-reviews of the blogs up for Most Humorous Blog in the BoBs.... he took umbrage at the fact I had quizzes included here.
By the way, the voting is still going on over there, and I'm down around next to next to last, so you could maybe just toss me a bone and vote a teensy bit? I feel dirty just asking, and not that good kind of dirty, like you get after one of those comment parties that Harvey's always instigating...
So I thought, well, maybe he's right, maybe these quizzes are just a crutch for my poor little brain in times of beal and woe. I'll just keep 'em to myself, my own guilty little pleasure.
Then I took this one, and got this result, and all was right with the world once I quit pissing myself with joy:

Your Famous Blogger Twin is Dave Barry

Funny, witty, and clever! You always have a ton of offbeat links to share

Because this man is my idol. My mad literary desire. The writer who is always in my toilet. (His books, not Himself. Though if He has to take a leak anytime He's in the area, me potty es su potty, Dave.) I don't just want to write like Dave Barry, I want to BE Dave Barry, and I've got the haircut to prove it.
There's that whole different gender thing but I think I can fake it.