I was going to post a good scathing rant on the various things that are tweaking my shorts just now, including the stupid froth over Kid Rock, the obscenity of "9/11" and "The Passion of the Christ" winning at the Moronic SheepPeople's Choice Awards, and just the constant in-your-face-lately-ism of things I despise (we don't have time even for the short list.)
So instead, go cheer yourself up with Liquid Generation's newest offering, the "Corporate Informational Video".
I found it's much cheaper than buying a new monitor, television, and more ammo.