June 22, 2004

Designated

Philosophical conversation overheard at the gym, between two Upwardly Mobile Young Businesswomen about the show on the TV in the treadmill area, concerning Spring Break scandals and summer hijinks among college students.

UMYB 1: "Wonder what happens to them?"
UMYB 2: "Who?"
UMYB 1:"Those girls. The ones in the wet t-shirt contests and the sunlotion queen contests and mudwrestling and riding the mechanical bull and getting tattoos and all that."
UMYB 2: "Oh. Them." *said with as much certified class-distinction disdain as she could muster while sweating like a pig in a designer tracksuit*
UMYB 1:"Yeah... wonder what happens to them later in life? Where do they go? What do they become?"
UMYB 2: "No idea. Who cares?"

I can tell you, ladies... they become me.
And thank you for playing Who Spit In My Water Bottle When I Was Busy Being A Snob?
1. For the record, I did all those things in my youth, and more, and had as much fun as you could pack into the years before I grew up and became a Responsible Adult.
2. Which should be happening any time now.
3. Maybe.

Posted by LeeAnn at June 22, 2004 03:44 PM
Comments

...those presents of your youth are exactly why we all love ya, LeeAnn... heh, we are defined by our actions... ALL of our actions... now, tell us more about the mudwrestling...

Posted by: Eric at June 22, 2004 04:31 PM

Well, where are the photos? :-)

Posted by: Anonymous Coward at June 22, 2004 05:09 PM

Yeah, I was one of those...and here I am, lately, haranging Matchbox about one of their cars having a subversive stoner message.

Sigh.

When, exactly, did I become old and humorless?

Posted by: Da Goddess at June 22, 2004 08:25 PM

Wohhho more mudwrestling while riding a mechanical bull in a wet t-shirt thats what i say. You only live once.

Posted by: Jeremy at June 23, 2004 07:37 AM

Just my personal preference, but I say that if you're going to be riding a mechanical bull, you should be doing it in naught but a Reddi-Wip bikini.

Posted by: Harvey at June 23, 2004 07:43 AM

I'd like to say more but I need to get off now as I have an early rise.

Posted by: Bob at June 23, 2004 08:15 AM