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I Drink, Therefore I Am

Alcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style

Virgo Style:
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get sully shellacked -- but oh! when they do! Virgos controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and suprisingly unsloppy). As every Virgo friend should declare, 'I'm going to drink myself into a low level of inteligence tonight' as a toast to the subgenuis IQ.