Skimming the news (which I do only to see if anyone I know personally has gone postal), I saw a story where a teenager was found dead in a swimming pool. A friend was quoted as saying something like "He didn't like swimming in water."
Which of course begs the question, what did he like swimming in? Jello? Beer? Money? Mudpits?
The GM1 had the perfect answer, considering it was a teenage boy: the fresh sweat of nubile cheerleaders.
Okay then.