August 11, 2005

Oh Yeah? Says Who?

One very trivial thing that annoys the bloody hell out of me is when I try to get a webpage and I am snottily informed:

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Well, excuse the fuck out of me for trying to "access" uninvited, you pompous git.
Yes, I realize this is just technobabble for some sort of discriminatory protective widget process, and that it doesn't mean me specifically, but... permission? Don't tell ME I need your buggery permission, pal.
I'll put a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep, you just see if I don't.
Permission... *snort*.
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And another thing, long as I'm cranked up and blood-pressured max... what is this bullshit of using the word "demand" so freely? That woman in Texas, "demanding" to talk to President Bush. Let me say, I would think no one is in any position to "demand" anything unless they have a loaded gun at the ready. Then they can use the term "demand". Otherwise it's just self-aggrandizing codswallop.
You heard me. Codswallop.
And poppycock as well.

Posted by LeeAnn at August 11, 2005 07:00 PM
Comments

Welcome back, Cheesemistress! I see you are still in that post-vacation "can't really get riled about anything" relaxation daze that lingers long after vacation is over, so I'll just sneak out quietly and let you loll about in your Warcraft combat helmet.

Posted by: dogette at August 12, 2005 09:06 AM

ah, yes.
welcome back.

i see the vacation did you good. :)

Posted by: fiona at August 12, 2005 11:08 AM

welcome back, cheese masteress.

Posted by: Bob at August 13, 2005 04:49 AM

I have this urge to demand something but then again, I really don't need anything.

Posted by: elliott at August 13, 2005 05:18 AM

On behalf of the Walloped Cods Of America, I demand an apology. Fish abuse is no laughing matter.

(Unless it's a clown fish.)

Posted by: zonker at August 14, 2005 10:01 AM

I just got that forbidden thing myself this morning - and it was a public link! GRRRRRR...
Stuck up SOB's!

Posted by: sue at August 16, 2005 09:05 AM

P.S. I'm with you on the dog-poop thing.

Posted by: sue at August 16, 2005 09:05 AM