August 11, 2005

And By The Freekin' Way ("Freekin' " Because The GM1 Said I Was Saying Fuck Too Much Lately)

Whilst on vaca, I have been playing extreme amounts of World of Warcraft, and I just want to say:
For the Horde!
Murlocs suck.
I will die over 312 times a day and still look good.
Why don't Night Elves have a Brit accent? They should. They damn well should.
I have a combat pet bear. I named him Pooh. I am not ashamed.
All my characters are named after cheese.
Limburger stinks. Both.
People playing nearly naked females humans and/or elves are invariably 14 year old boys with identity issues.
The fact that my main character is a male, very buff, very lethal macho bull guy Tauren means nothing. Nothing, I tell you.
Why did I buy the fucking gun if I was only going to shoot chickens?
Sorry.. freekin' gun.
In retrospect, chickens blow up funny when you shoot them.
And GM1? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
There, I've said it.
And I'm not ashamed.

Posted by LeeAnn at August 11, 2005 05:41 PM
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That reminds me of the bumper sticker I unearthed earlier this week (which I mean to give to a friend):

"Bother," said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."

I'd love a Shepherd-style picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with an AK-47.

Posted by: Julia at August 11, 2005 09:29 PM

Fuckin A! And if by Sheppard, you mean John Sheppard from Stargate:Atlantis, that's a double fuckin A! Sorry my inner cursing geek had come out and i'm not married to GM1. Fuck.

Posted by: CK at August 12, 2005 09:33 PM

Heh. A post about combat with fuck fuck fuckity fuck in it.

I knew a guy who, when we were under fire and he didn't have to be on the radio of bellowing out useful advice like "Keep your fucking head down, you fucking idiot!" he would be muttering, under his breath, I'm pretty sure complete unaware of it... "fuck fuck fuckity fuck... fuck fuck fuckity fuck... fuck fuck fuckity fuck"

Now, would that like, be a record for 'fuck' in your comments? And will the GM1 come hunting for us now when we're in SD this upcoming weekend?

If so, I'll cover myself in limburger, because I'm pretty sure he won't like that.

There, I even got cheese into a comment...

My work here is done.

Oh, and all the above is true.

Well, except for the limburger part.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at August 15, 2005 12:23 PM

Dammit, John, and we have to think twice before we can say "dammit" on *your* blog. Fucker.

Posted by: Justthisguy at August 16, 2005 07:51 PM

JTG - you can use the f word on my blog.

Posted by: Beth at August 18, 2005 07:26 PM

Snerk! The sekrit's out, JTG - this is where I come to let my hair down!

Snerksnerksnerk!

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at August 18, 2005 07:31 PM