July 14, 2005

At Play In the Fields of the Dwarves

Conversation with fellow World of Warcraft player, in which I feel no need to tell the truth whatsoever:

Player: Good kill.
Me: Thanx.
Player: U play long?
Me: Not really.
Player: U got bf?
Me: I'm a guy.
Player: Ur character is girl?
Me: Yeah, but I'm a guy.
Player: O
*pause*
Player: Nice rack, dude.

Posted by LeeAnn at July 14, 2005 06:33 AM
Comments

In the transgender community, the guys call their breasts "the girls". Just thought you needed to know.

Posted by: Edith at July 14, 2005 09:34 AM

So have you ordered your "frag the weak, hurdle the dead" t-shirt yet?

Posted by: dogette at July 14, 2005 09:40 AM

How are we supposed to comment if you don't show us your rack?

Posted by: Larry Morin at July 14, 2005 02:54 PM

Unfortunatly for Mr. Player-Guy-Who-Is-Obviously-Single-And-Wookin'-Pa-Nub, only 20% of the on-line gaming population are female in real life.

And welcome to online gaming, by the way. I came to it as you did - through TPO. I'm a little more far gone than you, though. I'm one of those weirdoes that talks to my gaming friends in TeamSpeak and Ventrillo. Tread carefully, Cheese! It's all downhill from here ;)

Posted by: theFrog at July 16, 2005 02:57 AM

FOR THE HORDE!

Sorry...I felt compelled.

Posted by: Jeff at July 19, 2005 12:27 AM

This post is a classic, if only for the title. Heh.

Posted by: Elisson at July 24, 2005 08:26 PM