Conversation held this morning in my bathroom with the mirror:
Mirror: What the fuck have you done?
Me: You like it?
Mirror: I repeat, what the fuck have you done?
Me: It's a hairstyle, you idiot. I did my hair a little different.
Mirror: That's like saying Michael had a little work done.... geez, girl.
Me: Hey, I saw it in a picture and thought it would work.
Mirror: What picture, Alien or Predator?
Me: Shut up.
Mirror: *silence*
Me: It's that bad?
Mirror: Who's it supposed to be like?
Me: *mumble*
Mirror: Who?
Me: I SAID, Doris Day.
Mirror: *silence*
Me: It's not that much wrong.
Mirror: Lemme see the back.
Me: *turning around*
Mirror: What the FUCK have you done?
Everyone's a critic.
Posted by LeeAnn at June 28, 2005 06:46 AM | TrackBackPICTURES, PICTURES!
Boy, do you ever have an uppity mirror!
Photos, babe.
Posted by: Jeff at June 28, 2005 07:40 AMYeah I wanna know what a mirror with a bad attitude looks like
Posted by: Rob at June 28, 2005 07:58 AMSorry, y'all. I have since washed and re-normalized it. I had to. I needed to walk down to the mailbox and I feared the clown patrol might get me.
Their recruitment methods are harsh, you know.
Hahahhahaha! My kids came in to see what had me laughing so hard! I'm glad it all worked out. Clown patrol... Lol! Thanks!
Posted by: Richmond at June 28, 2005 01:31 PMThe Clown Patrol?
Do you mean Tom Cruise and his entourage?
Posted by: Allan at June 29, 2005 07:27 AMOooh, good one, Allan. :)
Although that might be giving TC too much credit.
Ya gotta hate those sarcastic mirrors!
Just don't ask mirror mirror made of glass, who has the most fantastic a**? :-)
Posted by: Larry Morin at June 29, 2005 03:16 PMQue sera sera!
Posted by: Dash at June 29, 2005 07:37 PM