June 28, 2005

Upon Reflection

Conversation held this morning in my bathroom with the mirror:

Mirror: What the fuck have you done?
Me: You like it?
Mirror: I repeat, what the fuck have you done?
Me: It's a hairstyle, you idiot. I did my hair a little different.
Mirror: That's like saying Michael had a little work done.... geez, girl.
Me: Hey, I saw it in a picture and thought it would work.
Mirror: What picture, Alien or Predator?
Me: Shut up.
Mirror: *silence*
Me: It's that bad?
Mirror: Who's it supposed to be like?
Me: *mumble*
Mirror: Who?
Me: I SAID, Doris Day.
Mirror: *silence*
Me: It's not that much wrong.
Mirror: Lemme see the back.
Me: *turning around*
Mirror: What the FUCK have you done?

Everyone's a critic.

Posted by LeeAnn at June 28, 2005 06:46 AM | TrackBack
Comments

PICTURES, PICTURES!
Boy, do you ever have an uppity mirror!

Posted by: Tonya at June 28, 2005 07:39 AM

Photos, babe.

Posted by: Jeff at June 28, 2005 07:40 AM

Yeah I wanna know what a mirror with a bad attitude looks like

Posted by: Rob at June 28, 2005 07:58 AM

Sorry, y'all. I have since washed and re-normalized it. I had to. I needed to walk down to the mailbox and I feared the clown patrol might get me.
Their recruitment methods are harsh, you know.

Posted by: LeeAnn at June 28, 2005 09:13 AM

Hahahhahaha! My kids came in to see what had me laughing so hard! I'm glad it all worked out. Clown patrol... Lol! Thanks!

Posted by: Richmond at June 28, 2005 01:31 PM

The Clown Patrol?

Do you mean Tom Cruise and his entourage?

Posted by: Allan at June 29, 2005 07:27 AM

Oooh, good one, Allan. :)
Although that might be giving TC too much credit.

Posted by: LeeAnn at June 29, 2005 08:55 AM

Ya gotta hate those sarcastic mirrors!

Just don't ask mirror mirror made of glass, who has the most fantastic a**? :-)

Posted by: Larry Morin at June 29, 2005 03:16 PM

Que sera sera!

Posted by: Dash at June 29, 2005 07:37 PM