Since I have nothing really to do YET to prepare for the move, I am going mad with the fidgets. So I counted all my underpants.**
I have 62.
Technically, I could go two months without doing laundry.
Every guy's dream... the non-laundry part, I mean, not having 62 underpants.
Or maybe it is, and I missed that memo.
**Even more technically, they are thongs, not underpants. But I just like the old-fashioned taste of the word..."underpants". I mean, did you ever singsong "I see London, I see France, I see LeeAnn's thong"?
Just doesn't cover it properly. Butt neither do they, huh?
Yeah, so you could change the song.
I see Moscow, I see Hong Kong...
Posted by: Jennifer at May 1, 2005 02:38 PMAha. Never really thought of that. I might be too much of a traditionalist, though.
Btw, my favorite singsongy thing is
"There's a place in France
Where the alligators dance.
One wouldn't dance.
So I shot him in the pants.
The pants cost a dollar ninety-eight
Plus tax."
Variety is the spice of life.
Posted by: Greg at May 1, 2005 11:44 PMIm not sure which is worse the fact that you have 62 pairs of underpants or that you counted them. :)
Posted by: Jeremy at May 2, 2005 04:29 AMI love the taste of underpants too.
Posted by: Jim at May 2, 2005 12:08 PMSounds like you do what I do when I don't want to do laundry-just buy more panties. Easier that way.
Posted by: Wittysexkitten at May 2, 2005 01:32 PMSilly Lady. If you waited 62 days to wash your underpants you'd have to throw them out and buy more.....not that I would know. *whistles aloofly*
Posted by: Tiffany at May 2, 2005 02:32 PMListen to yer Mom. "Be sure to pack clean undies cause you never know when the movers might have an accident."
Posted by: Bob at May 4, 2005 09:25 AMoh, and Jennifer "I see Moscow, I see Hong Kong..."...
um I don't think wong thong is gender correct. that would be a wrong thong.
How about that old Crapenters song?
"Don’t worry that it’s not
Good enough for anyone
Else to wear
Just thing, thing a thong..."
Posted by: Bob at May 4, 2005 09:29 AM