I like little Q and A things like this. It gives me a chance to stretch my fibbery muscles... but you'll never know which ones, will you? *insert evil laughter here*
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Wait a second, where's my FIRST house? Damn you, black hole, damn you!
2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Ancient faded and tattered jeans I blatantly stole borrowed from the GM1 and embroidered all over with little random squiggles.
3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?
The soundtrack to "CSI".
4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
4:30AM. Why yes, I am insane, why do you ask?
5. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Air triangle.
6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
Tulips for looks, gardenia for smell, pizza for taste... you say pizza isn't a flower? Ha! Try making pizza without flower and see how far you get!
Why no, I don't win spelling bees... why do you ask?
7. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
My dream car is and has always been a plaid VW Bug. Or a Sherman tank... those babies are nifty. Crappy mileage, though.
8. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Wait, where my FIRST life? Damn you, reality, damn you!
9. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
"Where The Wild Things Are"
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
"We had joy, we had fun. We had seasons in the sun...."
Shit, I hate that song. Now it's stuck in my head. Damn you, Terry Jacks, damn you!
11. IF YOU HAD ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Teleportation, with a side of telepathy.
12. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Which one? I have ten... one on the ankle and nine in a tidy row down my back. The ankle one is a vaguely Celtic symbol of unknown meaning. Down my back are:
the eye of Horus
a computer
a vampire bat
a yinyang
a lemur
the symbol for alchemy (so I was told)
an alien
a reel of film
a dancing man in the moon
13. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Numbers, jobs, time, chores, opinions... yes.
Cats... nope.
Balls... nope.
14. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Oh HELL no. Talk? Not a word. Sic the ninja wizards and laser-eyed bears on? Absolutely.
15. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Payday.
16. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Library books, a yoga mat, a rubber tub full of various car cleaning supplies, and that dinky spare tire that comes with the car. And the requisite "liberated" garden gnome, of course.
17. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Sushi. Always and forever, sushi. Yummy be thy name.
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Caramel.
19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
I believe in the power of good kissing and good dental hygiene, so I'd have to say "love at first taste".
20. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM JOB?
Professional lottery winner/hermit.
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL?
Sushi. Didn't I say it loud enough before?
22. WHAT ARE YOUR TWO FAVORITE MOVIES?
"Grosse Pointe Blank" and "Paint Your Wagon".
23. WHAT'S THE MOST ENJOYABLE THING YOU WILL DO TODAY?
Watch "Lost".
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
My birthday. What's that you say, it's not a holiday? Get the hell out of my world, blasphemer.
25. IF YOU COULD HAVE JUST TWO HOURS TO YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME?
Get a boob job.
Not really. I just like saying "boob job." Makes it sound like my nipples should form a union.
26. FAVORITE SOUND?
Silence.
Damn you, super-ghetto-bass-stereo owners! Damn you!
Lustily list-lifted from Impenetrable Prose and Poesy
**The title has nothing to do with the subject. I just liked the sound of it.
You are a nut. But I like you...
Posted by: Dana at March 9, 2005 05:04 PMNo, not a nut, a genius! A cheese genius -- a cheese-nius?! I love you! You gave me the best laughs I've had all weekj!!! Keep it up!
Posted by: Dan at March 9, 2005 06:09 PMA Nipple Union? You mean like with fringe benefits? They could finally pay their own way?
W00T!!11
Posted by: Margi at March 9, 2005 08:27 PMYou made me laugh out loud and now, that damn song is stuck in my head! Thanks alot! ;-)
Posted by: elliott at March 10, 2005 05:46 AMOh, I also meant to say..
"Work, work, work. Hello boys, did ya misss me?"
I want to see a picture of all the tats!
Posted by: xinh at March 10, 2005 07:21 AMBravo, Elliot!
Xinh- Once I get them taken, they're all yours.
LeeAnn, have I told you lately how much I adore you? :-)
Posted by: Harvey at March 10, 2005 10:41 AMOut of curiousity, do you wake up at 4:30am because you HAVE to or because your body MAKES you?
It started out as a HAVE to thing, and now my body has decided to MAKE me. No matter how I bribe it with comfy blankets and soft pillows.... I'm up.
Of course, by 10AM I'm a zombie.