Well, it had to happen sometime. Mom came home early to find her semi-pro daughter downstairs in the embrace of a customer young man. There was the typical yelling and cussing, and the john cause of it all tried to slink away in the melee.
He didn't make it.
Angry Mom stomped out into the parking lot, unintelligble words were exchanged, and after slapping him in the back of the head, Mom moved in for the kill.
She grabbed the stunned boy and held him in a hug. Then she held him at arm's length, shook him, and hugged him again. Turning him loose, she shoved him toward his car and shook her finger at him.
And as he bent over to reach into the car for something, she grabbed his ass with both hands. I think he got a concussion when he jerked upright and whanged his head off the car ceiling.
And I bet he'll be back, once he gets his allowance.