February 27, 2005

It Was Already Cracked

It's official, I have Broken My Ass. Okay, only half my ass... specifically the left cheek. I don't know how it happened, but I am half-assed.
Any doctor in the land would back me up on this.

Posted by LeeAnn at February 27, 2005 03:54 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Remember that dream with the banana there? Potassium. Eat foods high in potassium and this won't happen again.

Posted by: Edith at February 28, 2005 07:56 AM

... I feel ya, sister.. I'm half-assed too...

Posted by: Eric at February 28, 2005 10:25 AM

Well at least you're half-assed... me.... nevermind.

Posted by: Teresa at February 28, 2005 11:10 AM

I hope it wasn't related to the foot flushing incident.

Posted by: Scooterdeb at February 28, 2005 01:22 PM

This may be where the phrase "I sure could use a half a piece of ass" comes from?

Posted by: Bob at February 28, 2005 02:37 PM

Now, if you could just break the other cheek, your ass would look like a hotcross bun. And, you'd be symmetrical, which is always good, I think.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 28, 2005 09:02 PM