It's official, I have Broken My Ass. Okay, only half my ass... specifically the left cheek. I don't know how it happened, but I am half-assed.
Any doctor in the land would back me up on this.
Remember that dream with the banana there? Potassium. Eat foods high in potassium and this won't happen again.
Posted by: Edith at February 28, 2005 07:56 AM... I feel ya, sister.. I'm half-assed too...
Posted by: Eric at February 28, 2005 10:25 AMWell at least you're half-assed... me.... nevermind.
Posted by: Teresa at February 28, 2005 11:10 AMI hope it wasn't related to the foot flushing incident.
Posted by: Scooterdeb at February 28, 2005 01:22 PMThis may be where the phrase "I sure could use a half a piece of ass" comes from?
Posted by: Bob at February 28, 2005 02:37 PMNow, if you could just break the other cheek, your ass would look like a hotcross bun. And, you'd be symmetrical, which is always good, I think.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 28, 2005 09:02 PM