the cheese stands alone

All Cats Are Gray Up Your Nose

Cell phone conversation overheard at the beach restroom:

Young Hyper Girl: "Omigod, you can't believe how hot this guy was! He was SO CUTE, I fucking swear."
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YHG: "They were... uh... blue? Maybe green. Coulda been brown, I dunno...."
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YHG: "Longish short? Sorta... um, dark light brownish blondey.? You know."
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YHG: "No, he rode his bike over, he don't have no car."
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YHG: "On the beach... yeah, on the beach! I got sand all up in..."
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YHG: "Because he lives with his mom, can you just imagine if we... huh?"
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YHG: "I wouldn't say fat, no. Not really."
*pause*
YHG: "What?"
*pause*
YHG: "He had a LOT of coke, Amber, THAT'S why!"