February 03, 2005
Confirmation
It's one thing to suspect it, but entirely another to have it confirmed.
Via Jim at Snoozebutton Dreams, I had my face analyzed. I used the photo you all have printed out and pasted to your dart boards enjoy here at The Cheese.
I am, as they say politely, a Loser.
See extended for more whining....
(I'm truly loving the green X eyeballs.)
YOUR ARCHETYPE: THETA ARTIST
Personality Profile:
Your main drive is to be admired by those with similar interests to you. Money and influence is not of your concern. You are interested and may be active in certain political movements which you consider to be moral. You may act or dress in a unique way to reflect your eccentric personality. Your emotions fluctuate fairly often resulting in you going through incredible highs and devastating lows. When someone is attacking you personally you tend to ignore them, for you do not like to argue with those who you consider to be barbaric. You may however simply be fearful and timid. You generally enjoy interacting with other and have some acquaintances.
You may enjoy using drugs to escape reality and explore different perspectives. You spend much of your time doing what you love. You are employed for the sole reason of sustaining yourself. You may even be unemployed. But you may be great at your passion and making good money off of it.
Your view of other types
You consider Boss type to be egotistical and selfish so you may only interact with them during your employment. For the most part you do not interact with Academic types for you rather take it easy. You may like certain Academics because of their knowledge of interesting subjects. You tend to avoid Charmers because they may attack you verbally. You consider Gambler types to be duplicitious loners. You do not interact with the White collar or Blue collar types, for you consider them to be slaves of conformity. You sympathize with Drifters.
Other types' view of you
You do not concern Boss types for they look down on you; they believe that you waste too much time.
For the most part Academic types do not respect you, however there are some Artists that they give some credit to. Blue collar and White collar types think that you are unrealistic and immature. Charmer types see you as an attention seeker and are often the people who criticize you. Gambler types see you as a fool who has no focus on financial success. Drifter types may enjoy your relaxed personality; they believe they can relate to you.
Theta Artist: Adopt new styles quickly. Not concerned with being looked down on.
Expected Occupations: Cashier, Unskilled laborer
Now, the distressing part is that except for the "Money....is not of your concern." line, which is complete crap, a lot of this is accurate. Oh, and except the promiscuity thing... only average? Please, I'm way sluttier than that.
But... cashier? I just escaped that noose. Don't pigeonhole me back to that again.
On the other hand, I submitted another picture and it said I was 47% Chinese.
Posted by LeeAnn at February 3, 2005 04:11 PM | TrackBackI have that pasted somewhere entirely different.
(Bow-chicka-bow-wow)
Posted by: Jim at February 3, 2005 06:47 PMThis was fun. It gave me some interesting feedback, too. When I submitted the picture I use nows as an icon, it told me I was a Southern European white collar type. But when I submitted the old icon, the one I used to use, it told me I was a Korean/Japanese blue collar worker.
Some of the other things it said in my personality profile were really accurate, though.
Posted by: Roscoe at February 3, 2005 11:12 PMHey - you're bothered about that? I submitted one and got told I was female!!!
(although maybe the crushed velvet ballgown and pearls were a bit of a give away)
Posted by: Rob at February 4, 2005 03:29 AM
themonkeyboyloveschinese
I did it, too, and was surprised how ordinary and plain I am. Also, didn't know that I was of a certain ethnic origin. Also, didn't know I was shy. Hmm. I don't know myself very well, good to know a COMPUTER can tell me.
Great blog as usual.
Remind me, what kind of cheese am I? I'd like to be Feta, as I am versatile, but also am fatty, so maybe cottage??/
Completely off topic. So sue me.
The heart pasties? LOVE them. Absolutely LOVE them. Biggest smile I've worn all day. :-)
Posted by: Jennifer at February 6, 2005 11:55 AMI tried five pictures. With two, I was dubbed Middle Eastern. With one, I was male. (Huh? Cleavage, people!) Apparently I am a Theta Boss. Yay. This was fun -- thanks for sharing! Those green-X eyes were way freaking cool!
Posted by: dawn at February 6, 2005 04:55 PM