January 26, 2005

Soylent Green Really IS People

Prepare to be dazzled.
I cooked last night.
Spaghetti, with lots and lots of nice chopped onions and mushrooms.
Prepare to be grossed out.
I cut off the tippy-tip of my thumb.
I couldn't find it.
I continued to cook.
I did not tell the GM1 there was a extra bit of protein in his dinner.
Let the "eewwwwing" begin.

*Alternate title 1 "The Rule of Thumb"
*Alternate title 2 "Discretion is Nine-Tenths of the Claw"
*Alternate title 3 "Tastes Like Chicken"

Posted by LeeAnn at January 26, 2005 07:34 AM
Comments

Eewwww does not begin to cover it. And I wouldn't really submit that to the carnival of recipes if I were you....just a thought.

Posted by: Tammi at January 26, 2005 08:33 AM

Admit it. You're trying your hand at creating your own little Hannibal Lechter, aren't you?

Posted by: Da Goddess at January 26, 2005 09:07 AM

First, let me say "EWWWWWWWWWW!!"

EWWWWWWWWWW!!

I note there was no indication of the possibility that you ate any of it.

*alternate title 4 "A Little Thumb Never Hurt Anybody"

*alternate title 5 "Thumb Sucking: An Unconscious Activity?"

*alternate title 6 "Handy Cooking Substitutions"

*alternate title 7 "Kitchen Tips"

*alternate title 8 "Remote Accupressure"

*alternate title 9 "Sure He Sits Around, But Not With *His* Thumb Up His Ass"

*and the alternate title number 10 (drum roll)

"Dining: How Much Of A Tip Should You Leave?"

[best read outloud whilst listening to Stevie Wonder's "Fingertips (PART 1)"]

Posted by: Bob at January 26, 2005 09:37 AM

EWWWWWWWW! That's gross, but funny as hell

Posted by: tabatha at January 26, 2005 09:46 AM

That's just wrong.


Ew.

Posted by: Allan at January 26, 2005 10:20 AM

That's it, Bob, I'm hiring you as soon as I get my sitcom. ROFL!

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 26, 2005 11:02 AM

So, on the favorite movie rating scale - dinner was one thumb down, one thumb where again?

And I'm guessing you probably served red wine since the whole veggie thing was obviously a bust and red goes well with tomato sauce and meats. If it tastes like chicken though - does that make it another white meat?

So past the gross - how's the thumb? Did you get stitches or superglue or just a big thumb band-aid?

Posted by: Martha at January 26, 2005 11:24 AM

Martha- The thumb is fine, if a bit diminished. It was just a big bandaid, jury-rigged kinda thing.
And we had a nice burgundy with dinner. No word on if it tastes like chicken, but the way I cook, it could have only been an improvement.

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 26, 2005 11:30 AM

"Eat my thumb - Gee, you're dumb!"

"Thumb Enchanted Evening"

"What Are You Having Pha Lange?"

"I Gave Him The Finger...And He Just Smiled And Ate It"

"Next On The Cheesemistress's Menu: Toe-Na-Fish?"

I could go on and on...

Posted by: Elisson at January 26, 2005 01:57 PM

Chicken Cut-ya-torre?

Posted by: Jeff at January 27, 2005 01:42 AM

I've always thought human flesh had more of a pork flavor.

uh... so I've READ...

Posted by: Harvey at January 27, 2005 09:26 AM

Harv, it does.... I mean, I must have read that somewhere, too. Yah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 27, 2005 02:54 PM