the cheese stands alone

Counting On You

Yes, another meme thingy where you answer a pile of questions. I am sorely addicted to these, if only because they jog my poor misguided memory, and sometimes they afford the opportunity to lie my ass off.
Only to protect the innocent, of course.

1. Your name spelled backwards: nnaeel
2. Where were your parents born? Both of 'em were hillbilly born and raised, West Virginny-style
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? My new theme song, "Atom Bomb" by Fluke, courtesy of Zonker at Thunder and Roses
4. What's your favorite restaurant? Cheesecake Factory, where the best dirty martinis are born.
5. Last time you swam in a pool? In the child-pee warmed waters at my middle sibling's home this past summer, during my Visit To Hell.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? I won the drama award three years running.
7. How many kids do you want? Thanks, I'm not hungry.
8. Type of music you dislike most? Tied between rap and that Mexican polka crap.
9. Are you registered to vote? Yes
10. Do you have cable? Yes, but the ropes are plenty strong enough.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Yes, I had one named Major General.
12. Ever prank call anybody? Only when I can't find Michael Hunt.
13. Ever get a parking ticket? Bloody buggery Los Angeles stupid meter nazis.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? How much have I had to drink prior?
15. Farthest place you ever traveled? Japan
16. Do you have a garden? Not a chance. I have a black thumb.
17. What's your favorite comic strip? Clip Clop Comix and Red Meat.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I know the first verse.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower, morning... unless it's for recreation, then it's bath.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Grosse Pointe Blank.
21. Favorite pizza topping? Mushrooms, mushrooms and more mushrooms.
22. Chips or popcorn? Popcorn, cheese of course.
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? A shade called Black Honey.
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No, but I have smoked a salmon.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Yep. Lost it when I fell off the runway.
26. Orange Juice or apple? Neither... CranGrape.
27. Favorite type chocolate bar? Heath Toffee
28. When was the last time you voted at the polls? This past election, when our guy won.
29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? At my mom's this summer, during the Part Of The Visit To Hell That Didn't Suck
30. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes, for kickboxing. 3rd Place.
31. Are you a good cook? Cook? Cook? What the hell?
32. Do you know how to pump your own gas? "Okay, Unleaded, where were you on the night of April 19th? Don't make me get the rubber hose... oh... you've got one already... hmmm."
33. Ever order an article from an infomercial? No, but oddly enough, my catfish's name is Infomercial... because he's flashy, but he's full of shit.
34. Sprite or 7-up? Diet 7-Up, please.
35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Several times, the last as the Fairy Floss Floozie.
36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? KY, some rubber gloves, and a bag of discounted Christmas ornaments. Got a nice doubletake from the cashier.
37. Ever throw up in public? Too many times to count. I am the Queen of the Spews.
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Assuming that I hadn't met the GM1 already, I'd imagine being a millionaire makes true love come out to play a bit easier.
39. Do you believe in love at first sight? Lust at first sight, love if you don't go blind when you wake up and see the results.
40. Ever call a 1-900 number? To vote for some television thing or other... don't remember what.
41. Can exes be friends? No, because life is already too short for even proper vengeance, let alone "forgiveness."
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My papaw, rest in peace.
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Bald as an egg. Mom would tape a pink bow to my noggin to stave off the inevitable question.
44. What message is on your answering machine? "Hello. You've reached my phone. You know what to do next. If you don't, hang up and get back on the short bus."
45. What is in your backpack? Like my purse, only worse. Ooooh, a rhyme!
46. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Read, unless the GM1's gotten ideas.
47. What is one thing you are grateful for today? That I didn't have to go to work and the coffee that made me human again. Okay, it's two things, sue me.
48. What is the first concert you ever went to? Black Sabbath, in 1973.
(Counted away from Karl at White Noise)