the cheese stands alone

Following My Own Map Again With Similar Results

In the past, I've come up with what, in my own toasted little mind, seems like a Cool Idea.
"Gee" thinks I, "I shall initiate a New Weekly Feature and thus guarantee that at least once a week I will have something to post about, even if it is lame like "What's On Channel Seven Right Now?" or "Which Thong Is David Spade Wearing Today?."
One post on such a theme, or maybe two, and fallen by the wayside it goes. Such are the talon-like clutches of my ADD bloggery. So this morning, when I was lying in bed waiting for the coffee fairy to show up and make my wake-up plasma, I thought of another Cool Idea.
"Gee" thinks I again, "I shall post This Cool Idea weekly and it will be the bloody damn KING of all cool ideas!" And I leaped out of bed to implement this.
After I found a bandaid for my forehead (Stupid gravity. Stupid dresser corner. Stupid socks in the middle of my leapage path.) I rushed right over here to the computer and began blogging, such is my dedication to art. Without the attentions of the coffee fairy, even.

I've forgotten, however, what the Cool Idea was, or even what I was going to say next.
Damn it.