December 09, 2004

Sure, I Cure Warts, But I'd Rather Have The Tantric Sex

You are fresh-ground coffee, black, first thing in the morning.
You are fresh-ground coffee, black, first thing
in the morning.

You are a life-giving substance. The US government
has secret stockpiles of you hidden in caverns
under the Rockies. When for some reason you
are late to a meeting, world financial markets
are thrown into chaos. Your presence can cure
warts and mild depression, and when you enter a
room, you diffuse a gentle fragrance that
reminds people of the happiest moment of their
childhoods. Cats and children adore you; they
curl up at your feet, where they torment small
crawling things and occasionally lick your
toes.


What kind of coffee are you?
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(sugared away from Dark Cygnet, who I envy for the lines of her result:"You practice sarcasm as a form of tantric sex,...You believe in virgin sacrifice in a good cause."

Posted by LeeAnn at December 9, 2004 02:26 PM
Comments

Cheesemistress, i will be more than happy to share all my tantric goodness with you, and thats not sarcasm . Maybe later on we can rustle up some virgins, although i am sure the good cause will be easier to find. ;)

Posted by: CK at December 10, 2004 08:20 AM