November 24, 2004

I'm Not Really A Joiner, But I Play One On TV

If I were the type to join something, it might be one of these....

Actual Organizations

1. The American Guild of English Handbell Ringers
2. Club of the Friends of Ancient Smoothing Irons
3. Committee for Immediate Nuclear War
4. Cookie Cutter Collectors Club
5. Flat Earth Research Society International
6. Flying Funeral Directors of America
7. Friends of the Tango
8. The Institute of Totally Useless Skills
9. The International Association of Sand Castle Builders
10. The International Connoisseurs of Green and Red Chile
11. The International Correspondence of Corkscrew Addicts
12. The International Petula Clark Society
13. The International Society of Animal License Collectors
14. The International Stop Continental Drift Society
15. Mikes of America
16. National Association of Mall Walkers
17. The National Pygmy Goat Association
18. The National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Mushrooms
19. The Society of Earthbound Extraterrestrials
20. Spark Plug Collectors of America
21. The Witches Anti-Discrimination Lobby


I'm already a prime example of number 8.

Posted by LeeAnn at November 24, 2004 08:11 AM
Comments

Not meant to agree with yer self-assesmnet - I'd say #8 beats the hell outta #17 or #18. Hell, the only credible one of the bunch and one I'm considering is #12. The International Petula Clark Society

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Bob at November 24, 2004 12:12 PM

SSSHHHH!!!! You weren't supposed to tell anyone about #19!

Posted by: Teresa at November 24, 2004 09:50 PM

I plan to eat as much as I can today and join #14. I'll serve as an anchor.

Have a day, LeeAnn.

AllTheBest

Posted by: Rob at November 25, 2004 09:06 AM

I need to join #18--where do I sign up?

Posted by: Susie at November 26, 2004 07:53 AM

You... tango?

Oh, baby!


Bob

Posted by: Bob Baird at November 26, 2004 09:20 AM

Hello:) I found your through SDBloggers! And I have to admit, #8 is looking like something I should affliate myself with. ;)

Posted by: groovebunny at November 26, 2004 12:17 PM

Regarding #1 -- "English Handbells" is the name of a musical instrument.

Posted by: Michele at November 26, 2004 04:48 PM

Oh, no. I never see you as a joiner. I am not a joiner, by nature, myself. I see you more as a creator. I leave it to you as to what group thing you create. I see cheese, and tweaked nipples. Other than that? The sky is the limit.

Posted by: Velociman at November 26, 2004 10:32 PM

Hmmm. I've been thinking of starting Bob Jones Universe.

Of course, you could never be a member...

Bob Dubya Jones

Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 27, 2004 05:15 PM

Hey....how 'bout "Friends of The Cell-Block Tango"? Giggle. He had it comin', he had it comin'.....

Posted by: Tonya at December 1, 2004 08:02 AM