A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies.
"You just happened to catch my eye."
Harvey- would it help if I told it topless?
Posted by: LeeAnn at November 27, 2004 10:45 AMLeeAnn will be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Posted by: Greg at November 28, 2004 05:33 AMHmmm... well, everything IS better when it's done topless... go ahead & give it a try... ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 28, 2004 08:00 AM*LeeAnn takes off her hat*
"A man is dining in a fancy restaurant...."
Posted by: LeeAnn at November 28, 2004 09:09 AMOh, cheesy.. gotta love it.
Posted by: tabatha at November 28, 2004 09:58 AMAHHHHHH CHEESE
Posted by: jeremy at November 29, 2004 02:04 AM[tomatoes fly at LeeAnn like a blizzard of juicy red snowflakes]
Posted by: Harvey at November 29, 2004 08:21 AMHere, Harvey. Take these watermelons. The tomatoes just aren't cutting it for this joke.
Posted by: physics geek at December 1, 2004 12:41 PM