The Rules....
10. (This rule was suggested by our Research Department, Judi Smith, who one day will open fire with a machine gun in a public restroom:) If you're a woman using a toilet, and, because you are dainty and fastidious, you elect not to sit on the seat, but instead hover over it like a UFO from the Planet Weewee, and as a result you spatter the seat, do NOT just leave your mess, as if no human will ever use this toilet again. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.Posted by LeeAnn at June 16, 2004 04:46 PM
That is one of my biggest gripes on earth. Last week, in the Midway Airport in Chicago, in the Southwest concourse, in the ladies room next to the bar with the rude bartender who thought it was funny to tell me that my debit card had been rejected, a young woman stepped out of the stall, I stepped in and saw the yellow spatter decorating the toilet seat and quickly turned around and shouted, "Geeze, will you clean up after yourself? How gross can you be?"
The young woman turned bright red and ran out the door.
Bitch.
Posted by: Beth at June 17, 2004 03:13 AMWomen like that really need to learn how to pee standing up:
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
Posted by: Harvey at June 17, 2004 08:32 AM