June 16, 2004

Note To Self: Must Get Ammo

What kind of moron rides a mini-scooter (one of those little clown ones that sounds like a lawnmower on steriods and speed) to work at 6 bloody 30 in the damnable AM?
Dead man riding, that's all I'm sayin'.

Posted by LeeAnn at June 16, 2004 06:36 AM
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Ah yes, we had a guy in our other neighborhood who rode a Harley with straight pipes to work at 6am too. When I asked the other neighbors, it turned out that we were the only ones who noticed! One concludes they are all completely deaf.

I shall try to locate my motorcycle shooting gun and forward it on to you. Sounds like it would find a good home.

Posted by: Teresa at June 16, 2004 06:46 AM

I always wanted a mini scooter. Not to drive to work necessarily, just to look cool. I'd have a bumper sticker on it that said "My other bike is a Hog". That would be sweet.

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2004 06:54 AM

Are you sure that's what it was? I heard you had a 5.2 quake followed by a 3.2 aftershock. That could prolly sound a hell of a lot like a lil scooter that time of the morning if ya don't think about it enough.

Posted by: bob at June 16, 2004 07:25 AM

There are packs of pre/teen boys riding around on those in this area. I always blame it on my 7 year old. I turn to him and say (in an accusatory tone):

"Why did you convince them to ride those things?"

"B-but I d-d-"

"It had to be you. You must have walked up to them with one and said 'These are real bling-bling, and they fell for it. You are taking advantage of how gullible they are at that age."

"I didn't, I don't even know, you can't blame that . . ." dissolving into giggles.

"They'll never get girlfriends now you know."

(giggle giggle)

"How are they supposed to get girlfriends when they look like they should have a wiener dog in a clown hat chasing after them?"

(giggle giggle)

"You've ruined their lives."

"B-but I didn't make them . . ."

and so forth.

Posted by: Edith at June 16, 2004 08:44 AM

I've heard the noise those little scooters make derided as a "bee farting in a tin can."

Posted by: topdawg at June 16, 2004 12:45 PM