But what I really hate is when I'm lying in bed, in that hazy fog between dozing and totally awake, waiting for the energy to hit me so I can plummet to the floor get up, and I get the most wonderful, completely coherent vision of the Perfect Post, so I stumble partially-upright, stagger to the computer, and then realize I can't sit down because I have lost my pajama bottoms and everyone knows what happens to Good Girls who lounge about bare-assed, and by the time I've convinced myself it's okay because I'm the only one who sits in this chair and therefore it's only my own tush germs that would be moved from point A to point B, the muse has flown, possibly to some magic place where people don't stand around with full moon arguing with themselves about seat hygiene loud enough to wake up their spouse.
Or so the GM1 says.
So whatever really entertaining thing I was going to say here, fuhgeddaabodit.
everyone knows what happens to Good Girls who lounge about bare-assed
Why would this apply anyway?
;-)
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2004 08:27 AMJust lodging my normal complaint: more LeeAnn's naked butt pictures, please ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at May 14, 2004 11:16 AMI saw an episode of Penn & Teller's Show: BullShit! And they did a test on how clean people's butts are v.s. their hands, faces, and one other place i can't remember. The Butts were the cleanest for all 5 people. So you shouldn't really worry about butt germs.
Posted by: Mookie at May 14, 2004 02:57 PMTush grems?
Posted by: Jeremy at May 14, 2004 03:18 PMAh, yes, I know it well, that feeling. Being one's very own Person from Porlock (see Coleridge and "Xanadu"). Always having some 3x5 cards and a pen handy helps, a little. I used to think it was the drinking, but it's worse when I'm sober. ADHD, early-onset Alzheimer's, or just being scatterbrained and easily distracted? Who knows?
Posted by: Justthisguy at May 14, 2004 08:22 PM