Q: What's a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, only you have to do it by yourself.
Posted by LeeAnn at May 12, 2004 10:21 PMNo yankee my wankee.
Posted by: The Donger at May 13, 2004 06:14 AMLOL!!!
Posted by: Susie at May 13, 2004 12:42 PMThat's a good one!!
Posted by: drc at May 13, 2004 02:38 PMTo the rest of the world, a Yankee is someone from the US.
To people from the US, a Yankee is someone from North of the Mason Dixon line.
To people from North of the Mason Dixon line, a Yankee is someone from New England.
To people from New England, a Yankee is someone from Connecticut.
To people from Connecticut, a Yankee is someone from Bridgeport.
To people from Bridgeport, a Yankee is someone who pours Maple Syrup on his oatmeal.