April 22, 2004

Just Ask

Other than the underwear ads and the little tearout strips of perfumey paper, one of my favorite part of a magazine is the Interview. They get some wildly famous celeb cornered and ask them blindingly invasive questions like "Who inspired you to act?" and "Do you hope the movie is a success?" (I always want them to say something like "Lizzie Bordon" and "No, because failure makes me hot, baby, red-hot like the surface of the sun in a tight thong and no tan lines! Hot, I tell you!")

So Tiffany has this new meme and being the plagaristic, soul-sucking content vampire responsible blogger that I am, I snuck up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder and when she turned to look I stole it from the other side and ran away laughing because that's just the kind of evil, content-vampire I am, except I have much better sneakers, look... see the plaid? Don't you love plaid sneakers? I could die for a good pair of plaid sneakers, they're so.... je ne se quois, doncha know? decided to help spread the word.

Anyway, the way it works is: you ask me any three questions in the comments here. First five people to do so get absolutely honest answers, unless of course it would violate my witness protection status or involves my pubic hair.
And best of all, it completely absolves me from having to think of interesting, new content for a least another couple of days.
Then, go do the very same thing on your blog. Be brave, be daring, be willing to answer stuff, and when you do open up and tell all, tracky-backy to me.
I like that phrase.... tracky-backy, tracky-backy, tracky-backy.

Posted by LeeAnn at April 22, 2004 06:46 AM | TrackBack

1. If you could be alone in a room with one person for 24 hours with no repercussions, who would it be?

2. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

3. Would you ever be on a Reality Show?

Posted by: drc at April 22, 2004 08:12 AM

LOL - OMG I would read this when I'm really really tired. It's hurting my brain trying to think of good questions for you.

1) Do you change your hair color everytime you change the colors on your blog?

2) Are you going to apply to be on the next version of Donald Trump's Apprentice so we can get behind the scenes blog reports? (after the Fairy Floss cart - Trump's requests should be a piece of cake -right?)

3) What's your favorite article of clothing?

I can see entire essays devoted to at least 2 of these questions... *G*

Posted by: Teresa at April 22, 2004 08:18 AM

Of what are you most proud in your life?
Top Ten DVDs if you were stuck on a deserted island (with a DVD player, TV with surround sound, and a generator).
Here's a million bucks. What would you do with it (it doesn't all have to go in one place)?


Posted by: maura at April 22, 2004 08:31 AM

1. Is the Goldbach conjecture correct?
2. What "proof" did Fermat have in mind that would not fit into the infamous margin?
3. Why does the universe appear to have one time and three space dimensions?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2004 09:41 AM

1) Can I borrow your car? Mine's giving me the automotive equivalent of the middle finger today.

2) When are we going to eat hot dogs together again?

3) Do you think we'll get kicked out of Ikea/Price Club for eating hot dogs the way we do?

Posted by: Da Goddess at April 22, 2004 10:08 AM

Have you considered producing a Bloggers Gone WILD! video when you and Da Goddess eat hot dogs together again ?

That's all I can think of right now. I'd ask the same thing two more times but I don't wanna be a pest.

Posted by: Bob at April 22, 2004 11:28 AM

1. If I have already posted this thing on my blog before, do I have to do it again or is it an 'all you can ask' kind of deal?

2. Cause I didn't fall under the 'First five people get an honest answer' category, does that mean I can just assume that you weren't exactly telling the truth in your first answer?

3. How exactly does one become a Munuvian, do you have a secret ring or handshake or somethin?

Posted by: xade at April 22, 2004 05:28 PM

Since we're still cheesing here,

1)Just how afraid should I be of the cheese family moving to North Kakilaky?

2)Are you more like Lucy or Ethel?

3)Does Mary Hart piss you off?

Posted by: Tiffany at April 22, 2004 07:00 PM