June 10, 2004

She Couldn't Sing Without Moving Her Lips

I discovered, to my vast increasing minute by minute wish that I would suffer a seizure, a complete blackout, or that the roof would cave in agony disappointment that "An Entertaining and Enlightening Evening of Original Tunes By The Area's Most Celebrated Feminist" means two hours of song in three varying chords, all about the overwhelmingly detailed and graphically described joys of her all in her head kinky sex life.
Oh, and the also described to within an inch of its wrinkled, "glowing sunset vibrant rose petalled" self glories of her vagina. You can't forget that.
I mean it, you really really can't. She handed out business cards afterward with a full color photographic close-up of it.
First impressions are still important, obviously.

Posted by LeeAnn at June 10, 2004 05:52 AM
Comments

You've got that Blog*Spot archive thing going on now. If you don't assign a category to a post there's no way to link to it ever. For the love of feminist vaginas, bring back individual archive pages.

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2004 06:50 AM

What, are the Indigo Girls touring again?

(Sorry... sorry...) So, who the hell was this idiot? And are you in a state where you can get her arrested for handing out photos of her ****?

Posted by: Strider at June 10, 2004 07:37 AM

Jim- My bad. All fixy uppy now. :)

Strider- I live in California, so it's not only not against the law, I hear it's going to be required for driver's licenses later in the year.

Posted by: LeeAnn aka Cheesemistress at June 10, 2004 08:52 AM

do you have a scanner?

Posted by: bob at June 10, 2004 11:10 AM

OH, my gosh....this gives a new meaning to "lip service", hehe.

Posted by: Tonya at June 10, 2004 01:24 PM

Beware feminist's bearing business cards! hmmm i will remember that one for the future.

Posted by: Jeremy at June 10, 2004 03:29 PM

I had no idea that Annie Sprinkle had a singing gig going.

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at June 11, 2004 12:22 AM

So who was it?

Posted by: Victor at June 11, 2004 10:09 AM

Ah, Victor, one of the Cheese's rules... never name real names. :)

Posted by: LeeAnn aka Cheesemistress at June 11, 2004 10:59 AM

When her vagina smiled for the photo, could you see her teeth?

Posted by: Jeff at June 11, 2004 04:56 PM

I SWEAR it wasn't me! Honest!

But, to make it up to you, LeeAnn, I've posted something JUST FOR YOU on my site. Because I care.

Posted by: Da Goddess at June 11, 2004 10:35 PM

I've seen people handing out cards to new acquaintances in bars. Maybe this is just her way of hastening the process.

If a guy were to go this route, don't believe anything. Think PhotoShop.

Posted by: Mitch at June 12, 2004 01:16 PM