April 07, 2004

If You Find It, Hold On To It For Me

More signs that I've lost it:
1. I just realized that if I have to walk away from the computer to go piddle take care of urgent business, I will close the browser window, even if I'm not done reading, because I have this odd notion it will be used up before I get back.
2. I saw a pretty little desktop fountain in a catalog, and immediately thought "I'd get that, but the cat would be bothering it all the time."
3. I don't have a cat.
4. The email notification sound came on three times this morning, and each time it surprised me so that I yelped like a stepped-on puppy. These three times were within 10 minutes of each other.
5. I walked into the bathroom and had to take a few minutes to remember was I coming in or going out.
6. I had a small nervous breakdown because sometime in the night, my ass had increased in size by 500%.
7. I then realized I had my thong on backwards.
8. Before I finished that last sentence, I.....
9. Ooooh, look! Something shiny!

Posted by LeeAnn at April 7, 2004 07:44 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Oh, my. You are exactly what the doctor ordered. I needed that laugh. :-)

Posted by: Jim at April 7, 2004 08:26 AM

I just know you meant to go to 10.

Posted by: Bob at April 7, 2004 09:46 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The PURPLE! IT BURNS!!!

Posted by: Victor at April 7, 2004 10:00 AM

And I thought that "I" was addle-brained!

Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at April 7, 2004 11:12 AM

I've had those days...no wait, that's pretty much every day...when your day starts off with you falling down the steps....you should really go back to bed.. :)

Posted by: Jenn at April 7, 2004 12:15 PM

Backwards thong pictures, please...

Posted by: Harvey at April 7, 2004 12:44 PM

Thanks for the most excellent humor today. I needed that. One of my "losing it" things is buying the same book twice. Or waking up in the morning and finding I slept on a coathanger or a yellow highliter all night. Restful.

I worry now that the thong visual will be with me forever.

Posted by: topdawg at April 7, 2004 03:05 PM

I can't see the shiny thing. Is it hiding? I'll keep looking...

Posted by: Simon at April 7, 2004 08:22 PM

Thinking shining thongs....

Posted by: Genuine at April 7, 2004 10:12 PM

You made me laugh so maybe site this will make you laugh.

www.engrish.com

Posted by: zenwanderer at April 7, 2004 10:42 PM

You're so weird.

Posted by: Greg at April 8, 2004 02:11 AM

They say I have ADD but what to they... Oh look a Chicken! Available on a t-shirt that I can't buy if I want to remain in college as an education major.

Posted by: Rey at April 8, 2004 11:48 AM

I think we need an Ikea date soon.

Posted by: Da Goddess at April 8, 2004 10:47 PM

See? You are my evil twin!

Posted by: inkgrrl at April 9, 2004 08:44 AM

Apparently it's not just me. What is the opposite of a harmonic convergence? Of feng shui? I think all of our collective psyches are out of whack at the cosmic level.

Posted by: Velociman at April 10, 2004 01:03 PM

...what velociman said.

don't think I don't related to every single point in that list LeeAnn. Ohhh no.

Posted by: goldie at April 10, 2004 07:27 PM