March 23, 2004

Just One Sledgehammer Closer To Heaven

My friend Tonya, who is wise and good and the evil instigator of the infamous "let's all get tipsy and dye our hair red" incident, sends me this prayer:

A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom: To understand a man
Love: To forgive him and
Patience: For his moods
Because: Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

Although I don't need strength. If I want to do a covert ops job on the GM1, all I have to do is....(cue the menacing music) cook.

Posted by LeeAnn at March 23, 2004 04:49 PM | TrackBack

Oh no...not

Posted by: zenwanderer at March 23, 2004 09:26 PM


With turnips?

Posted by: Jack at March 23, 2004 10:16 PM

Mmmmmmm... ants.

Posted by: Ted at March 24, 2004 06:39 AM