March 09, 2004

In Accordance With Prophecy

Once again, cheese takes the fall for the weak overindulgence of others and the dire consequences. Or else we can blame mullets. Nevertheless, we at The Cheese Stands Alone always advise that you consume your cheese in a responsible and moderate manner, lest you suffer the fate of the poor sods in this little precautionary film.

Who am I kidding? Cheese is meant for the wallowing... go on, all mozarella at full speed and damn the lactose intolerant!
(brought to our attention by loyal hottie Tonya, who should get off her ass and get a blog going already, because she is just that darn cool)

Posted by LeeAnn at March 9, 2004 06:34 PM
Comments

Moderate Schmoderate, I want my cheese dangit! If it ruins lives consider mine ruint!

Posted by: Genuine at March 9, 2004 07:04 PM

I hopped on the cheese boat a long time ago and it's too late for me.

The rest of you should consider yourselves warned and run while you can.

Posted by: Da Goddess at March 9, 2004 08:38 PM

Now I know why my voice sounds so funny!
It must have been the Stilton that did it to me.

Posted by: Beth at March 10, 2004 04:54 AM

I knew I should have had pie

Hmm, Pie!

Posted by: Ted K at March 10, 2004 08:54 AM

I'm doing my part! I am, in all truth, right now eating some cheese.

Well...the Lunchables package calls it: Swiss Pastteurized Prepared Cheese Product...

BUT I STILL CALL IT CHEESE!

Posted by: Serenity at March 10, 2004 10:46 PM

Cheese in on the tongue of the beholder. :)

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 11, 2004 07:19 AM