So I was lying on the couch in a semi-dozing state, half-watching "Cops" doing some very important work when my mom calls me.... she's just been to the post office....
Mom: Well, I just had to call and tell you about the most expensive box.
Me: Which box?
Mom: My box. I never thought any box of mine would cost so damn much!
Me: Uh... why's that?
Mom: Did I tell you how big that box is? And full? I told your Dad, I said "Can you believe how much this box holds? And he said "Tell me about it."
Me: "mmphm garble mmph snort"
Mom: What?
Me: Nothing. Nothing. Nuh uh, nothing.
Mom: I tell you, I can't remember the last time I had a box this stuffed!
Me: I can, you named it "Aaron".
Mom: What?
Me: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Bad LeeAnn!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2004 06:40 PMWho, me? *innocent blinkety blink*
Posted by: LeeAnn at February 18, 2004 06:50 PMColor me "__________"
Posted by: Da Goddess at February 18, 2004 07:00 PM"you named it Rhonda"?...babe, that's just WRONG...your Momma is, as are all of ours, a Saint...maybe a bit dim, but STILL a Saint...
Posted by: Eric at February 18, 2004 07:42 PMPerhaps I forgot to make this clear.... my littlest sister's name is Rhonda. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at February 18, 2004 08:43 PMHeh, perhaps I should have phrased the sentence "you named HER Rhonda."
As to what "it" is named, I only know the name of my own...er.... parcel. :)
Your mother and I don't get it ;)
Posted by: jim at February 18, 2004 09:17 PMLeeAnn - with a little commentary on who all the players are at the beginning, you could have a best selling book called "Conversations With My Mother". ROFLMAO!!!
Posted by: Teresa at February 19, 2004 08:22 AMROFLMAO!
Whew, am I glad I adopted that "drink nothing" policy whenever I stop in.
:D
just when I think yer mom has you totally confused, you trump and stump her. hahahahah
Posted by: Bob at February 19, 2004 01:38 PMBad LeeAnn, no cheese for you!
If there was a hell, your name would be on the guest list.