February 10, 2004

Don't Ask About the Cream Cheese

According to the GM1, I sat straight up in bed last night, pointed at the closet door, and yelled "Bagels! Big horny bagels!" Then, as I laid back down, I muttered, "Oh, this can't be good."
I was probably right. Engorged pastry is never a good thing.

Posted by LeeAnn at February 10, 2004 09:23 AM

I'm sure there is something witty to be said here. However,anything funnier than your story is just not coming to me at the moment!

Posted by: Busy Mom at February 10, 2004 09:29 AM

time to clean the closet.

Posted by: Bob at February 10, 2004 10:41 AM

from a previous entry you posted a comment:

"Deb- Good thought... I usually sing "I'm so cheesy, yes so cheesy, and I'm cheesy and squishy and white! I'm so cheesy, I can make up words to this all night!" And then the GM1 puts me in the closet."

I think GM1 is goin for a high-carb 3way.

Posted by: Nosmo King at February 10, 2004 10:45 AM

OMG - ROFLMAO!!! Sorry, I don't think there's anything I could add to that picture. However, I must thank you for the best laugh I've had today!

Posted by: Teresa at February 10, 2004 11:36 AM

Have you been smoking the NyQuil again? lol

Posted by: Paul Jané at February 10, 2004 11:42 AM

What could anybody possibly say to that?

Posted by: zenwanderer at February 10, 2004 11:43 AM

Heyyyy, leeeeetle girl, got any engorged pastry?


Want some?

Posted by: Jeff at February 10, 2004 03:34 PM

well corndogs and accordians!

Posted by: Lee at February 10, 2004 03:50 PM

Keep the cream filled donuts away from me!

Posted by: LeeAnn at February 10, 2004 06:44 PM

Sounds like an Islamic nightmare.

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at February 10, 2004 07:36 PM

'big horny bagels' - that's definitely the quote of the day. :-)

Posted by: Cindy at February 11, 2004 05:03 AM

You'd better put some locks on that door.

Posted by: Bob at February 11, 2004 01:27 PM

mmm bagels...

Posted by: pylorns at February 11, 2004 04:15 PM

Trying desperately to not spew my drink all over keyboard and monitor.

Maybe normal breathing will resume after I pass out.

"Big horny bagels!" That's the best thing I've read all day.

Posted by: Linda at February 11, 2004 05:14 PM

locks, huh?.... something fishy here...

Posted by: LeeAnn at February 11, 2004 05:33 PM

you're a health hazard LeeAnn. Not only have you made me crave cream cheese smoked salmon bagels, but I just choked on my water.

Classic :)

Posted by: goldie at February 12, 2004 06:41 AM