One of my relatives is working her way through college as a pizza delivery driver...
"Something they never mention in training... when you deliver to some guys, penises just pop out of boxers. "and
"I have a 200K volt taser, just in case. It's fun to play with. I paid a guy $5 to test it on. He was a really big guy, but I made him cry. So I figure it ought to do the trick."
My family is meeting all my expectations nicely.
Posted by LeeAnn at February 3, 2004 04:59 PMHAHA! They don't just "slip out." They saw one look at her, and it was all over!
Posted by: Lawren at February 3, 2004 07:22 PMSo, how long is the "frisky cherubs" layout going to last? At least the next ten days, I assume.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 3, 2004 07:29 PMBetter frisky cherubs and innocent seal-feeding than enormous Siamese cat boners, or so I've heard.
And yeah, maybe ten days or so.... :)
LMAO
Posted by: Rachel in Alaska at February 3, 2004 09:30 PMEnquiring minds want to know if the test subject had his penis popping out if his boxers before the taser shot? And if so, did it retreat?
Posted by: Teresa at February 3, 2004 09:41 PMHey! That shit never happened to me when I delivered pizzas.
Damn.
D
Posted by: David Strain at February 3, 2004 10:02 PMI like the cherubs and the taupe--but why is your sidebar now a bottom bar?
Posted by: Susie at February 3, 2004 11:16 PMI trust the boxers in question were smallclothes and not ugly little dogs.
Posted by: triticale at February 3, 2004 11:57 PMYes, below a certain width it bottombars.
You need a big monitor to go with your big fonts.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 3, 2004 11:59 PMSusie- It's all sidebarry for me in both IE and Mozilla...
Pixy- Do you mean my big fonts or Susie? Because it's just the way these pants make it look, I swear.
Although I was receptive to the Pepto pink, I love this layout. It's got "Laura Ashley" written all over it.
And major props to your relatives. It kills me that a guy let her taser him for 5 bucks. That's my kind of woman!
Posted by: Helen at February 4, 2004 06:16 AMPants?
No, I was talking about Susie's big fonts. If you shrink the window, the sidebary goes all bottombar. The fonts actually have nothing to do with it, which is why I mentioned them.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 4, 2004 07:37 AMThats freaking great.
Posted by: pylorns at February 4, 2004 09:22 AMWhile I was with the New Mexico State Police as a reservist we use Tasers. Fun times. It was too fun watching a 6'5" tough guy on the ground crying and pissing himself.
Posted by: zenwanderer at February 4, 2004 10:48 AMMan, I'd love to taser somebody. That just sounds fun on too many levels.
Posted by: Jim at February 4, 2004 11:03 AM**waits in line for yaser use***
Posted by: Lee at February 4, 2004 11:18 AMI was talking about Susie's big fonts
Janet Jackson looks like she has some big fonts, too.
Posted by: Scooterdeb at February 4, 2004 11:59 AMWhere can I get a taser?! My pepper spray "expired" a few years ago and I need a replacement.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at February 4, 2004 07:31 PMAll I can say is: thank gawd for the retirement of the Siamese Boner From Hell. That was just wrong.
Posted by: Light & Dark at February 4, 2004 08:35 PMIt's not DiGiorno, it's DiPenis.
Posted by: Jeff at February 4, 2004 09:55 PMMaybe they just be saving money by having their own sausage to top their pizzas with and what better place to keep a sausage handy. Anyways spose that cat answered the door.
I like this layout
Posted by: Bob at February 5, 2004 10:02 AM