December 18, 2003

Dr. Evil Wants One

The first thing I thought when I read this about electrified platypuses was "sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads."
I've obviously watched that movie way too many times.
I won't tell you what we've named "Mini Me".

Posted by LeeAnn at December 18, 2003 06:10 AM

I totally read that with his voice in my head. My lurve for Mike Myers is so utterly hopeless. ;)

Posted by: pam at December 18, 2003 06:14 AM

yeah, me too, except for the Cat in the Hat.

Posted by: Beth at December 18, 2003 06:41 AM

DR. EVIL: I have one simple request - sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done? Remind me again why I pay you people? What do we have?


DR. EVIL: Riiiiiiight.

FRAU FARBISSINA: They're mutated sea bass.

DR. EVIL: Really? Are they ill-tempered?

FRAU FARBISSINA: Please allow me to demonstrate.

Frau Farbissina throws a leg of lamb attached to a rope towards the tank, where the WATER BUBBLES
and sea bass arch through the air. The sea bass devour the lamb. She pulls the rope back. The
lamb has been eaten to the bare bone.

DR. EVIL: Fine. Whatever. Mutated, ill-tempered sea bass it is.

[you have to love the speed at which the internet allows you to look up scripts]

Posted by: Lee at December 18, 2003 12:45 PM