December 14, 2003

Because Sometimes Things Are A Big Deal

I'm not political. C'mon, if you've been here before, you know I'm not political. Look at the picture of the little girl eating a drumstick, for heavens sake. Does this LOOK like a political blog to you?
Nevertheless, I feel it necessary to say this: I don't know all the ramifications of Saddam's capture. I don't know what, if any, use he is to us, or to anyone. I don't know how this advances us strategically or politically in the war in Iraq.
I don't care so much about things I don't understand.
What I do care about is, the bastard is CAUGHT. No longer free. Not at large. Cap-friggin'-tured.
And that makes me happy.
just for the record, I am a conservative Republican for the most part, pro-choice, pro-capital punishment, pro-NRA, and very very very pro-military. And I'd be even happier if some huge syphllitic biker makes Saddam his bitch in prison, where the shaggy bastard dies a slow, painful death of anal fistulas. In case you wondered and stuff.

Posted by LeeAnn at December 14, 2003 07:36 AM
Comments

MMMMM.......anal fistulas first thing in the morning! Tasty.

Posted by: Da Goddess at December 14, 2003 08:03 AM

You want sprinkles with that? :)

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 14, 2003 08:07 AM

Anal fistulas ... I knew there was a reason I blogrolled you, LeeAnn!

I'm so jazzed I even bought this T-shirt to commemorate the day. And I own too damn many stupid t-shirts as it is.

Happy V-S day!

Posted by: Captain Ed at December 14, 2003 08:17 AM

Anal Fistulas. I think I saw them in concert with Sweaty Nipples a few years back.
(Yes, Virginia, Sweaty Nipples IS a real band.)

Posted by: Greg at December 14, 2003 12:37 PM

preach on sister.

Posted by: pylorns at December 14, 2003 02:12 PM

I was kinda hoping they'd feed him into the plastic-shredding machine one of his dæmon-spawn sons (can't remember which one, Uday, Qusay, Toupee, etc.) used to use to torture folks.

Feet first, of course. And put it on low speed.

Posted by: Joey at December 14, 2003 02:23 PM

Or hand him back to the Iraqis.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 14, 2003 04:30 PM

We could hand him back to the Iraqis bit by bit, yes?

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 14, 2003 04:34 PM

What you said. Word for friggin' word. Heh.

I also like the idea you put forth of a slow castration via spork.

If I were a man (or playing for the other team) I'd stalk you. Heh heh.

Posted by: margi at December 14, 2003 04:56 PM