the cheese stands alone

You Can Love Your Pet, And Then You Can Love Your Pet

So you've found your partner for life, the only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that he really is an animal, e.g. with feathers, scales or whatnot.

No matter. What's important is that you're happy, not their facial hair or how many legs he's got. So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?

Marry Your Pet.
I've had worse, I suppose.
(The GM1 would like me to emphasize I don't mean him.)