January 04, 2004

Any Telekinetics in the Audience? Raise My Hand

I can make the telephone ring any time I want.

All I have to do is get settled down in the bathroom.

Posted by LeeAnn at January 4, 2004 07:11 AM
Comments

All I have to do is try to take a nap.

Posted by: Dawn at January 4, 2004 07:26 AM

Hey! That's exactly how I get my doorbell to ring!

Posted by: Beth at January 4, 2004 07:39 AM

This little trick can also work in your favor! Example: when your food is taking too long at a restaurant take a trip to the restroom - when you return your food will be waiting for you.

Posted by: tallglassofmlik at January 4, 2004 09:03 AM

This is mean, but one April Fool's Day, I waited till my grandma went into the bathroom, dialed our own number, and hung up. When it started to ring, I ran outside to have an excuse for not answering it. It was funny at the time.

Posted by: Tiffany at January 4, 2004 10:04 AM

Or go out to your car.

Posted by: Da Goddess at January 4, 2004 12:17 PM

Something about my going to the bathroom makes the cat hock up a hairball or semi-digested food on the carpeting.

Posted by: Greg at January 4, 2004 01:28 PM

Greg, have you tried changing the litter?

Posted by: Khan at January 5, 2004 01:50 PM

Hey Lee-Ann!

When picking someone up from the airport (usually arriving on 25 hour flights) I can guarantee my daughter will ALWAYS want to go to the bathroom just as they walk into the arrivals hall.

Posted by: Fi at January 6, 2004 01:04 PM