We were having a nice, quiet afternoon, the GM1 and I, watching the History Channel. I decided to watch and be productive, so I was pedicuring my toes.
Engrossed in watching the Royal Navy kiss some Spanish Armada ass, I reached up from my seat on the floor to my water bottle, uncapped it and slugged back a drink.
It wasn't my water bottle. It was the nail polish remover.
I leaped up, sputtering and gagging, and ran for the bathroom, where I rinsed and spit and rinsed and spit for over fifteen minutes. Finally, when I was reasonably sure I wasn't going to implode or keel over, and when most of the nastiest taste I've ever experienced was out of my mouth, I stormed back into the living room.
"Didn't you see what I just did?" I shrieked at the GM1, who was lounging calmly in his chair. "I drank the polish remover! I almost diiiiiiiiiiied!"
"I wasn't worried" he said. "Because I know for a fact
you don't swallow."
funeral arrangements are incomplete.
Posted by LeeAnn at November 10, 2003 02:33 PMBWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*whew*...DANG, that was funny...
Posted by: Eric at November 10, 2003 02:57 PMI'll make a few calls.
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 10, 2003 09:30 PMThat's a good line. Once!
Posted by: Rob at November 11, 2003 06:26 AMomg! lol
Posted by: Phil Dirt at November 11, 2003 09:31 AMAhhhh, young love... lol
Posted by: Paul Jané at November 11, 2003 12:54 PM:-)
Posted by: Simon at November 12, 2003 09:57 PM