the cheese stands alone

Alphabet Souprize

Because it's Sunday and there's nothing good on TV. Because I like filling out forms. Because I missed the Friday Five. Because structure is gooooood. Because I'm all wound up from my shopping spree. Because I'm bored and the GM1 isn't around to entertain me.
Just because.

A-ACT YOUR AGE: 46.
B-BOYFRIEND: Since George Clooney never answers my letters, I guess I have to say the GM1, even though I ruined his amateur status when I married him.
C-CHORE YOU HATE: Vacuuming. I either suck the fringe on the rugs up the machine and kill the fan belt, or I wrap the cord around some table leg and crash a breakable to the floor. And it's noisy. It sucks.
D-DAD'S NAME: Ron or Robert, depending on if you mean sperm donor or step-
E-ESSENTIAL MAKE UP ITEM: Mascara. Otherwise I have tiny little chihuahua eyes.
F-FAVE ACTRESS: Kristen Dunst
G-GOLD OR SILVER: Gold. Silver. Both. Just gimme.
H-HOMETOWN: Barboursville, WV
I-INSTRUMENTS YOU PLAY: Men
J-JOB TITLE: Empress of the Known Universe. Or part time seasonal sales clerk. Don't nitpick.
K-KIDS: Two- or four-legged? Narrow the focus, people.
L-LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: An apartment known as The Vast Misrepresentation. They showed the model to the GM1 when he was renting and bait-and-switched him when it came time to move in. At least I have ongoing entertainment.
M-MOM'S NAME: Judy.
N-# OF WIMMEN YOU'VE SLEPT WITH: 3
O-OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: Five, with uncountable ER visits as a sideline.
P-PHOBIA: Bugs. Swimming in opaque water. The Snuggles fabric softener bear.
Q-QUOTE YOU LIKE: "The Fear had two parts. Number one, that you have lost control absolutely. Number two, that, having done so, the real you emerges and you won't like it." Tom Maddox, "Snake Eyes".
R-RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION: Agnostic
S-SIBLINGS: A brother, younger and more talented.
T-TIME YOU WAKE UP: Disgustingly and against my will, at 4:30AM. It's the time the GM1 has to rise to get off to work, and now so ingrained in my internal clockwork that I get up the same time even on weekends. By about 3PM, I am a cranky, nap-desiring bitch.
U-UNIQUE HABIT: I am unique in my sheep-like mediocrity.
V-VEGETABLE YOU REFUSE TO EAT: Beets. Ewww.
W-WORST HABIT: Stubbornness.
X-X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I am a radiologist's dream, because I've had so many I know just how to place whatever injured bit it is on the table all by myself.
Y-YUMMY FOOD YOU MAKE: Oh, puh-leeze!
Z-ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo- perfectionist, yet. Virgin? Uh huh... and I have a lovely bridge for sale.

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