What's up with all the cheese? you ask. Am I "cheesy"?
I have been to Wisconsin only once, in the dead of night, driving through.
I am not a cheesehead.
I am not a big Green Bay Packer fan.
Nor am I cheap, common, mean, rubbishy, shoddy, sleazy, tatty, or trashy.
I admit to ornery and poor, however.
But thank you, astute reader Jimbo, for inquiring.