Poor GM1. He's been on the dreaded 12 on, 12 off shift for the past month.
Poor me. Home alone and not enough housework to keep me busy.
Pro: The house is mine, all mine! Bwahahahahaha!
Con: The house is mine, all mine! So is the pile of laundry.
Pro: I can turn up the music as loud as I want. Love those sound-cutting windows.
Con: I cannot get the goldfish to mosh to Marilyn Manson. Party poopers.
Pro: I can run around the house in my underwear.
Con: I have mirrors.
Pro: I can run with scissors.
Con: I have run out of bandaids.
Pro: I can rig elaborate traps for burglars.
Con: I have a short memory. Ouch.
Pro: I have tons of time to blog.
Con: I have nothing to blog about except non-moshing goldfish.