May 07, 2006

State of My Onion

Poor GM1. He's been on the dreaded 12 on, 12 off shift for the past month.
Poor me. Home alone and not enough housework to keep me busy.

Pro: The house is mine, all mine! Bwahahahahaha!
Con: The house is mine, all mine! So is the pile of laundry.

Pro: I can turn up the music as loud as I want. Love those sound-cutting windows.
Con: I cannot get the goldfish to mosh to Marilyn Manson. Party poopers.

Pro: I can run around the house in my underwear.
Con: I have mirrors.

Pro: I can run with scissors.
Con: I have run out of bandaids.

Pro: I can rig elaborate traps for burglars.
Con: I have a short memory. Ouch.

Pro: I have tons of time to blog.
Con: I have nothing to blog about except non-moshing goldfish.

Posted by LeeAnn at May 7, 2006 03:57 PM