August 17, 2005

A Cut Apart

So when the GM1 decided it was time for a haircut, off we trotted to the local hair cuttery. The stylists are very nice there, very chatty, and very forthcoming.

Bubbly Hair Cutting Lady: "Ooooh, and what are we doing today?"
GM1: "I just need a haircut, thanks."
BHCL: (to me) "And what about you, sweetheart?"
Me: "No, not me, just him."
BHCL: *long, thoughtful look at my hair* "Oh, sweetheart, I don't know. You look like the dogs have been chewing at you. When's the last time you got it trimmed?"
Me: "Last week...... here..... You trimmed it."
BHCL: *without missing a beat* I must've been on crack that day. Jesus Crispy, what a mess!"
GM1: *edging toward the door* "Uh.... maybe we should do this later..."
BHCL: "Oh no, sweetheart, don't worry, I'm completely sober today. Mostly."

He looks fine. We talked her out of the perm. But apparently I still look like a puppy chew toy.

Posted by LeeAnn at August 17, 2005 09:55 AM
Comments

Jesus Crispy?

Is that another breakfast cereal made from communion wafers (like Christ Flakes)?

Is the body of Christ now becoming the new morning wake-up food?...

Posted by: LDH at August 17, 2005 10:25 AM

Just one box of Jesus Crispy feeds five thousand people!

Posted by: brian at August 17, 2005 10:30 AM

Obviously you people has never been in a church. Wasn't that Jesus dude burnt at a stake or somethin?

Posted by: Lance Corporal at August 17, 2005 10:45 AM

That woman holds sharp object near your jugular.
Nice.

Posted by: elliott at August 17, 2005 12:48 PM

Well?

Had she actually cut your hair, or were you taking advantage of her chemical induced memory lapses to try to get a freebie? As if perm and dye fumes weren't bad enough . . .

I've learned that some cheese can be krafty.

Posted by: Edith at August 17, 2005 01:24 PM

Wasn't that Jesus dude burnt at a stake or somethin?

You're thinking of Joan of Arc - Noah's wife.

Posted by: brian at August 17, 2005 01:36 PM

...Noah's wife. ROTFL!

I hope I get to use that some day.

Posted by: Edith at August 17, 2005 10:05 PM

OMG! Step away from the crazy lady! I'm thinkin' that would be the last time I got anywhere near that one! Whoo!

Posted by: sue at August 18, 2005 10:27 AM

A crazy Hair Cuttery lady nearly scalped southern boy today...and I wasn't there to supervise. Now his head looks like an odd shaped bean...

Posted by: Princess Cat at August 18, 2005 09:48 PM

You have the best commenteers. Ever.

Hilarious. They only add spice to your lovely posts.

More proof that LeeAnn ROCKS OUT WITH HER COCK OUT!

Er. . .something like that. Heh.

Posted by: Margi at August 22, 2005 01:14 AM

Kia Ora from a Krazy blogger down under in New Zealand. The "home" of good cheeses, which like your hair matures with age. Hopefully she only had a go at one lot of hair (hehe - krazy !!!)

Posted by: kelvin yorke at August 26, 2005 01:34 PM